The conversation in the living room after I got home from work tonight--
Me: You know, there is such a thing as soccer poisoning.
Leo: No there's not.
Me: Yeah, watching too much and playing too much has been proven to lead to death.
Leo: Nope.
Me: Hold still. Let me assess you for signs & symptoms.
Leo: *Darting his eyes around, pretending to be blind.
Me: I think it's too late for you.
Me: You know, there is such a thing as soccer poisoning.
Leo: No there's not.
Me: Yeah, watching too much and playing too much has been proven to lead to death.
Leo: Nope.
Me: Hold still. Let me assess you for signs & symptoms.
Leo: *Darting his eyes around, pretending to be blind.
Me: I think it's too late for you.
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I'm pretty sure if a few short weeks Gabe and I will be having this same conversation re: football.
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